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Other than the voluminous tattoos, anyone would be hard pressed to notice any difference between Diesels Xander Cage and Dominic Toretto characters, except the former is styled as being irresistible to every woman that crosses his path. And hordes of them do, often clad in skimpy bikinis or nothing at all. More adept at the roles physical than verbal demands, the actor is an engaging, muscle bound presence, but the way his franchise heavy career is going, he seems to be auditioning for a future gig as a Celebrity Apprentice host. Spongebob Season 2 Full Episodes on this page. Hes certainly outclassed here by such co stars as Padukone, who practically steals the film, and Yen, whose effortless charisma and dazzling martial arts skills signify that hes long overdue for a Hollywood vehicle of his own. Such other supporting players as Rose and Dobrev certainly seem to be having fun, and theres an amusing cameo that probably wont prove much of a surprise for fans of the series. 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